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Life is sweeet.
if you jumped off that cliff tomorrow, i'd totally follow you too.... .
My train for Edinburgh leaves in less than twelve hours, yet I do not know where my towel is. Still, I'm pretty sure Edinburgh isn't sufficiently out in the sticks that they don't have towels.*
I'm gone till Monday, so if someone could save me some of the epic slave!fic (nom nom) doing the rounds, and for Pete's sake don't let the internets explode while I'm gone.
Have a great weekend!
*That'd be Aberdeen
You might have heard about Heinz pulling the advert for its 'controversial' deli mayo in the UK. (In case you haven't, it featured a family with two dads, who kissed on-screen before one of them went off to work.) It was pulled because apparently it offended 'people' (inverted commas since if mutual expression of love and affection offends you I'm gonna classify you under 'pond scum', and Linnaeus be damned). This offends me, so I fired off a well-reasoned letter of complaint to their customer services department.
This is what I received.
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Dear K
Thank you for your recent email regarding the Heinz UK commercial for Deli Mayo. Consumer feedback is very important to us and we appreciate the opportunity to respond.
Heinz pulled the ad in the UK because our consumer research showed that the ad failed in its attempt to be humorous and offended people on all sides.
Heinz apologises for its misplaced attempt at humour and we accept that this ad was not in accordance with our long-standing corporate policy of respecting everyone's rights and values.
Again, our sincere apology to anyone who felt offended. We appreciate you taking time to contact us to express your opinion and allowing us to address this issue.
Liz Pickstock
Consumer Contact Department
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CUSTOMER SERVICE, UR DOIN IT WRONG.
I have tickets to T in the Park this weekend, a hotel booked for Thursday night, a train ticket for Thursday morning and a full (13 hour) day of work on Wednesday. Therefore, I need to pack today, which would be doable if only I owned everything I plan to take in full working order. So, I need to shop today for stuff so that I can pack that stuff, which means I need to be actually up and about sometime this morning, because I have none of this stuff sorted.
CAN'T. SLEEP. MUST. FLAIL!
Thank Christ I did my washing yesterday!
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